The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When memek I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to memek the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in crot terms of decibels: bokeh there’s crot sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek bokeh bokep like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were porn prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over bokep the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the porn louder the cry crot of ecstasy, memek the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokep like saying: bokep memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The bokep only porn memek other reason to screech like a demented hyena bokeh is if your porn bokeh sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As bokeh a woman porn from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded crot the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on crot observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need crot to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may porn just be the quietest.

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