The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

memek I’ve long been crot haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all bokeh bokep night by a memek woman in a nearby room screeching so memek loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the crot delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men memek dread – crot the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the crot chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion bokep in terms of bokep decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is memek not fearing for bokeh porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh porn and bokep moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In crot my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make crot their partner feel happy, crot while conserving bokep their bokeh energy for memek other tasks in bokep hand. This crot was the memek conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They crot declared memek that porn erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that bokep women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh crot so bokep to speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m bokeh enjoying this, bokep porn but can you get a bloomin’ move bokeh on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The bokep only other crot reason to screech like bokep a demented bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always porn equals better.

As a memek woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing. memek ‘

Well, crot only if porn you want to attract a certain kind porn of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby porn males that they crot were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But porn if you’re memek not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex porn may just be the memek quietest.

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