The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

memek I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It crot confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other porn words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more memek likely to gently sigh and bokep moan crot than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their memek partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in bokep hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers memek from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about porn manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study bokeh confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the porn orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

crot It was like memek saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can crot you get a bloomin’ move on.’ bokeh Sound memek familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned memek out their memek TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s bokep what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of memek bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were bokep fertile bokep and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need porn to advertise. But bokep if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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