The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

crot I’ve bokep long been haunted bokeh by the memory of a crot stay in Paris’s Latin porn Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokeh wondered if I should offer to perform an memek exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next memek morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to this crot new study from the ever-liberal porn Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. bokeh It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry crot of porn ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn porn you can’t measure bokeh passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex bokeh as performance art, porn and bokep sex as crot genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely bokep aroused, bokep trusts memek her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s memek far more likely to gently sigh and bokep crot memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokep of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to bokeh what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to porn encourage their partners over the finishing porn line, bokeh so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, porn the greater bokep the chance the orgasm is bokeh being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m crot enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ crot Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your bokep sex education comes from porn, crot where crot loud always crot equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said crot in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should bokeh be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In bokep their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan porn and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if bokep you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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